I challenge you up
Fuck he did it tho
He spent almost 2 hours coming up with that, honestly the dedication
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discomfort character
like a comfort character except u would kill them if u had the chance
a woman: hi, how are you?
a man: hm. see I wouldn’t have phrased it exactly like that. I might have said “hello” or perhaps “salutations.” but the way you said it is cute though.
i ride the bus cause i don’t have enough drama in my life
shit i remember from tumblr in 2018
- fingers in his ass sunday
- big dick energy
- dj khaled/smash mouth pussy eating twitter drama
- this is so sad, alexa play despacito
- john mulaney/kid gorgeous references
- tide pods
- that fuckin green m&m bambi ps2 femdom thing that was everywhere for like three days and was never mentioned again
- zendaya is meechee and how a bunch of anti-sj blogs got really really mad about it???
- t posing
- the batman comic where his whole dick and balls were out
- fbi agent jokes
- kung pow penis
- sans undertale fucked my mom
- hey peabrain, do you know how to teleport?
- that whole thing where there were (apparently?) russian spy/hacker accounts on tumblr?????
- where’s waldo style lucky luciano edits
- that glitch where there were tons of blank reblogs on posts
- people randomly started talking about rabies and there was a joke rabies pride flag and then people had to make PSAs saying uh hey rabies is literally fatal don’t go trying to get infected bc you will die because this is a normal website
- the person who made a necklace out of a severed toe becomes bone thief 2.0
- LET’S GO LESBIANS
- that time when i thought the “i don’t feel so good”/disintegrating character jokes were just a surreal meme but they were actually a spoiler for the avengers movie??
- the mad rush to desecrate todd howard’s wikipedia page for his birthday
- female presenting nipples/the nsfw purge
2018 has been dead for two days and this all feels like something that happened decades ago
reminder to myself about the process of drafting & revising:
- first drafts are for making it exist
- second drafts are for making it functional
- third drafts are for making it effective
This is the most important thing I’ve learnt in writing my novel. Have fun the first time but know your first pass isn’t going to be perfect
Sometimes when two people love each other very much, they have 7+ cat children together
