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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
homosexualsanonymous
thefemaleofspecies

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !! 

Source: thefemaleofspecies tumblr things omg honestly
honoraryplantking

shit i remember from tumblr in 2018

defendglobe

  • fingers in his ass sunday
  • big dick energy
  • dj khaled/smash mouth pussy eating twitter drama
  • this is so sad, alexa play despacito
  • john mulaney/kid gorgeous references
  • tide pods
  • that fuckin green m&m bambi ps2 femdom thing that was everywhere for like three days and was never mentioned again
  • zendaya is meechee and how a bunch of anti-sj blogs got really really mad about it???
  • t posing
  • the batman comic where his whole dick and balls were out
  • fbi agent jokes
  • kung pow penis
  • sans undertale fucked my mom
  • hey peabrain, do you know how to teleport?
  • that whole thing where there were (apparently?) russian spy/hacker accounts on tumblr?????
  • where’s waldo style lucky luciano edits
  • that glitch where there were tons of blank reblogs on posts
  • people randomly started talking about rabies and there was a joke rabies pride flag and then people had to make PSAs saying uh hey rabies is literally fatal don’t go trying to get infected bc you will die because this is a normal website
  • the person who made a necklace out of a severed toe becomes bone thief 2.0
  • LET’S GO LESBIANS
  • that time when i thought the “i don’t feel so good”/disintegrating character jokes were just a surreal meme but they were actually a spoiler for the avengers movie??
  • the mad rush to desecrate todd howard’s wikipedia page for his birthday
  • female presenting nipples/the nsfw purge
demigodnamedathena

2018 has been dead for two days and this all feels like something that happened decades ago

Source: defendglobe tumblr things time passing
honoraryplantking
ghostzzy

reminder to myself about the process of drafting & revising:

  • first drafts are for making it exist
  • second drafts are for making it functional
  • third drafts are for making it effective
pippastrelle

This is the most important thing I’ve learnt in writing my novel. Have fun the first time but know your first pass isn’t going to be perfect

Source: ghostzzy on writing advice reference resource